There's a subject not often discussed, and it's about time we handled it once and for all. We've received literally dozens of letters (as in alphabetical letters comprising exactly one email) about whether or not The Bearded Man has tips on how to maintain proper facial hair. Whether you've got a goatee, mutton chops, a five o'clock shadow, or the beginner's fuzz characteristic of an adolescent, there's probably more you can be doing to keep those bristles in check. If you are primarily an aquatic creature, for example, he suggests befriending any number of small grooming fish. In exchange for protection, these fish will also be happy to clean any wayward bacteria from your beard as well. If, on the other hand, you find yourself in the Australian outback, you need only find a friendly group of Aboriginals to assist you with the task. In outer space? Never fear! Today's modern space ships all come equipped with both razors and shaving cream, so it's hardly even a concern any more. There is, however, one perfect storm to avoid: never ever ever attempt to groom your beard while under the influence, best case, you'll mess it all up. Worst case? You'll shave it all off. And we can't have *that* now can we??
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Dimitri Kechagias review: The Bearded Man continues to bring the unique sound textures that make you feel satisfied straight away. Danrell presents the magical Blame It All On Me. Its a relaxing tropical chill out and lounge track with reggae touches upon the laidback lazy groove supported by cinematic strings and emotional synthy chords along with xylophone themes. It sounds like summer to me and this track is exactly what you need when you feel down and you need something to grab you and lift your head from inside the deep water. Blame It All On Me is quality electronica with great vocals and lyrics that anyone can identify and singalong. Feel the upbeat tones and get the warmth that this great track radiates any time of the day or night! #PureGold Love IT
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