The Bearded Man can't play piano. But the piano sure played him once, and he'll never forget it. A sexy, innocent looking little baby grand piano caught The Bearded Man's eye one day, as if to say: "Come over here big papa, you like what you see?" The Bearded Man looked around the room, there was no one else in sight. The piano must have been talking to him. He wandered over to the piano - that little tease - and turned on the charm. The piano told him tales of how he could make a fortune on a sure thing. Now The Bearded Man isn't usually one who gets easily suckered in, but the impossibly cute piano's charm had him off of his A-Game that day. The piano started saying that all The Bearded Man had to do was carry a duffel bag across the border, and he could keep all the money he got on the other side. How hard could it be? With her ivory keys and her seductive sustain pedal, The Bearded Man was hanging on her every word. All he had to do was give her $10,000 dollars now to buy into the investment, and he'd collect a cool million when he dropped off the bag, for only one hour's work! Our hero went scrambling to find a bank. He withdrew $10,000 and tucked it neatly inside the piano cover - like tipping a very expensive stripper. He took the duffel bag, and got on the bus across the border. When he got off, he finally opened the bag, and inside was nothing but tissue paper. The piano had played him alright. And played him good. "Damn, she's better than me!" He thought. And only one person had ever bested him before - Edward Newgate.
Dimitri Kechagias review:
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[item value="10"]Beat and Rhythm[/item]
[item value="10"]Basslines and Groove[/item]
[item value="10"] Melody [/item]
[item value="10"] Synths [/item]
[item value="10"]Vocals and Lyrics[/item]
[item value="10"]Breakdown[/item]
[item value="10"]Climax / Drop / Crescendo / Pay off moment[/item]
[item value="10"]Intensity, Drive and Energy[/item]
[item value="10"]Sound-design and Arrangement[/item]
[item value="10"]Overall Atmosphere[/item]
[item value="10"]Goosebumps / Shivers moments[/item]
[item value="10"]Emotional affinity and heartfelt moments[/item]
[item value="10"]Originality and Inventiveness[/item]
[item value="10"]Dancefloor Efficiency / Festival Arenas Effectiveness[/item]
[item value="10"]Radio Friendly[/item]
[item value="10"]You can’t get this memorable track out of your head[/item]
[item value="10"]It has potential to become an anthem or a classic[/item]
[item value="10"]Besnine - How To Love (Edward Newgate Remix) [/item]
[content title="Summary" label="Overall Score"]Edward Newgate offers his remixing duties for How To Love by Bensine. His melodic deep house version combines successfully elements of nu disco, future house and tropical house in one shinning package. The track has great energy and extremely infectious rhythm so you can expect to swing and dance around with it while you sing the lyrics that sound so easy to follow and talk straight in your heart. Maybe this song can teach you how to love or your money back. #PureGold Love It [/content]
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